Men Vs Women...I have a theory!

MEN vs WOMEN… I HAVE A THEORY 🤣

A client asked me in clinic today:

“How do I actually explain what you do to someone?”

Good question. 😂

Because even after doing this work for 19 years, explaining what I do in everyday language is STILL one of the hardest questions I get asked.

My simplest answer?

It’s a bit like acupuncture… without the needles.

That led to her next question:

“Do you see men?”

Absolutely!

In my early years, a lot of the men who came to see me had been dragged in — figuratively speaking 🤣 — by their wives or partners.

But times are changing.

More and more men are now choosing to come themselves because they’re recognising that sometimes they need a little help too.

And that led us to something I’ve noticed over my 19 years in clinic…

Men often get results faster than women.

Now, before anyone comes at me with a scientific paper 🤣, this is my completely unscientific, tongue-in-cheek theory based purely on years of working with men and women.

I reckon men have ONE compartment in their brain.

Everything goes in there.

One task. One file. Deal with it. Done. Next. 😂

Women?

Ohhhh no.

We have compartments.

Inside those compartments are folders.

Inside the folders are files.

And somehow we can have 47 of them open at the same time while remembering what someone said in 1997. 🤣

Which explains a LOT.

Need to get from Point A to Point B?

A man finds the fastest route.

A woman might take the scenic route, stop for a coffee, notice a shop she wants to come back to, remember she needs something for dinner and text three people on the way. 😂

It’s probably why men are so often wired to FIX things.

See problem.
Find solution.
Fix problem.
Next.

Maybe it goes all the way back to caveman days…

Find beast. Kill beast. Feed family. Job done. 🤣

Meanwhile, the woman was probably doing EVERYTHING ELSE.

And really… has that much changed? 😂

I even have another completely ridiculous theory about our anatomy...

There’s a reason men got the pointy bit and women got boobs.

They go straight to the point.

We can go in several directions at once. 🤣🤣🤣

And strangely enough, I see a similar pattern when I work with people.

Men often come in, look at my BICOM device, hear all the strange noises it makes and seem to go:

“Yep. Got it. Let’s do this.”

Their bodies seem to process what we’re doing, get on with the task and move on to the next thing.

With women, there can often be more interconnected layers — more boxes, compartments and files for us to work our way through.

Neither way is better. We’re simply different.

But after 19 years of talking to bodies, I can tell you one thing…

They ALL have a story to tell. 💗

And yes, gentlemen…

I absolutely see men. 🤣

Living the Vivaciti Way 💗



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